Soda Seeker Pillows

'It says exact change only,'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"We won!"

Shoe addict.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

The Alpha Seltzer

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

Segregated Beach

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'No surf?'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Holy water, holy water...."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

Another Victim of Beach Brain

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

No Loitering

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

Energy Drinks

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'