Suds Seeker Pillows

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Canine Scentipede

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Myths and legends...

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Segregated Beach

Bottle Distillery

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Secret sweetie drawer...

Pheromones.

'No surf?'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"Holy water, holy water...."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Excess

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Another Victim of Beach Brain

Artist Misses the Point

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'