Suds Seeker Prints

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Myths and legends...

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Bottle Distillery

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Segregated Beach

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Secret sweetie drawer...

Pheromones.

'No surf?'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Holy water, holy water...."

Excess

Another Victim of Beach Brain

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Artist Misses the Point

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'