Sauce Sensation Seeker Prints

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Canine Scentipede

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

Doughnut Making

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Pheromones.

"Habanero ..."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Excess

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'What's that your wearing?'

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

Sadie, why have you been cheating on Mort? I needed to spice things up. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Mort and I have been together for years and we just don't argue the way we used to. Argue? I mean, sure, we fight but not with any real intensity. I'm confused. We've lost that loathing feeling. It's gone, gone, gone.

Box of Tissues

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!