Sociable Suds Seeker Pillows

'Yes Fred, I'd love to come for a quiet pint with you. And probably stay on for 6 noisy ones!'

Party Animals.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"We won!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Next Round Indicator

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Malty tasking.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Your shout!"

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"You want your olive?"

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

Join me in a beer?

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"