Sociable Suds Seeker T-Shirts

'Yes Fred, I'd love to come for a quiet pint with you. And probably stay on for 6 noisy ones!'

Party Animals.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"We won!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Next Round Indicator

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.

"Your shout!"

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

"You want your olive?"

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

Join me in a beer?

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

'Wine improves my judgement. The urge to choke you lessens after a couple glasses of Chardonnay.'

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."