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'Actually I asked for a large 'Cola'.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"We won!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

The Alpha Seltzer

Shoe addict.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

Energy Drinks

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

"Some gentlemen at the bar were wondering if you'd like to join them."

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'