Sip Sergeant Pillows

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

My first mistake.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"House red, sir?"

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

Home Economics with an Attitude...

"I can't heeear you!"

"i'm trying to remember the type of California white wine but I like, but my mind keeps drawing a blanc."

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."

"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'

"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"

Puss in Bootcamp

"Introspe-e-ec-shun!"

Extreme camouflage