Sap Seeker Pillows

"And I thought I was sappy."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Dolphin

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Psychic diving competition.

Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"Question authority"

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"I spy something blue."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

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"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

Free Little Library

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."