Creative Archaeologist Gifts

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

"Writer's block?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

Tut and Carmen.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

A caveman paints from life

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"And this is our media room."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

E=mc2.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'