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Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

"Writer's block?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Tut and Carmen.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

A caveman paints from life

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Physician tending a mummy.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"