Comic Archaeologist T-Shirts

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Stonehenge Explained

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"Writer's block?"

Reinventing the Wheel

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Somebody got some sun.'

Joan of Arch

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Lost to antiquity.

Easter Bunny Island

Britain in 410AD

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

'How's your novel coming along?'

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

Waxing: 3 Clams

"Who died?"

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

'Throw in a few bells and whistles and this baby will sell.'

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'

'Having any luck finding the fountain of youth, Miller?'