Space Pioneer Gifts

Only in the newspapers.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Dr. Roo.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

An early space launch attempt.

A man looks up at the earth

Rocket and Witch Race

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Elevator Music

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Mars Poppins

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Christmas TV...

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Take me to your thought leader."

Field Trip!