Space Style Pioneer Gifts

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

A man looks up at the earth

"Like my new haircut?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Take me to your thought leader."

"Sold his air rights."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Moon Souvenirs

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

Life Discovered on Mars

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

Only in the newspapers.

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"Whose tie?"

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"You're not even dressed?"

His mane bun is just so wrong.

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

'They turned down our request for a grant.'

Private Commercial Spacecraft: 'Hi there! I'll bet you'll be wanting to buy some oxygen!'

Billionaires in space!

Spaceman