Spacesuit Style Gifts

Moon Souvenirs

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"No wonder it was so affordable."

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"Whose tie?"

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

"You're not even dressed?"

Sharkskin

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Sub-Zero Gravity

The Red Shift/The Purple Muu-Muu

"Take me to your tailor."

Clothing on other planets

"This suit cost 12,000,000,000,000 space credits."

'You're not smiling, Stan. I guess my credit is a horror story.'

"I don't want them to sniff out our hostile takeover plans. Maybe we should stop wearing our power ties on Casual Friday."

"OK, OK. I'll admit they're a little dark...but Istill say tinted windows look cool!"

"You try feng shui in an apartment this size."

"I take it you really miss your old cubicle."

"I should stop buying shoes."

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

'When you said you lived in a loft, this isn't quite what I had in mind.'

"Does my bum look big in this?"

I told you those were the wrong shoes for this surface.