Space-inspired Trendsetter Gifts

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

'Teenagers!'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Hair Crop Circle

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Merger at 28th and Lex

"I opted for the upgrades."

Moon Souvenirs

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Snake Dress-Up

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"Whose tie?"

'Love the kitten heels!'

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

Sub-Zero Gravity

"Yeah, I don't get the whole bathroom selfie thing, either."

"Take me to your tailor."

Venus Fly Trap Hat

"This suit cost 12,000,000,000,000 space credits."

Most folks just go with the white.

Clothes Encounters.

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

Clothing on other planets

Christmas Ugly Sweater Contest

Man with spanner through his nose.

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'Oh my, THAT'S never happened before!'

"I should stop buying shoes."

'That's beautiful. Where can I get one?'

'Leave it to the French! These shower-caps are made out of wool!?'