Eco-friendly Trendsetter Gifts

"Electric cars, electric scooters. . . what's next?"

Queen of Upcycling!

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Lily Costume

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

Venus Fly Trap Hat

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'That's what I'd call eco friendly! Thanks to the new 'B.W.E.' technology, this car has got zero emissions and zero fuel consumption. 'B.W.E.' means 'Build Without Engine'.'

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

Deadly fashion

"Some people think that social workers aren't competitive..."

'You can have any of my coats Verl, I've grown out of all of them.'

"This is of course a totally fake fur coat and ten thousand dollars is a lot of money, but quality and political correctness cost!"