Eco-friendly Trendsetter Mugs

"Electric cars, electric scooters. . . what's next?"

Queen of Upcycling!

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Where Pleather Comes From

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

'Love the kitten heels!'

Lily Costume

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Relax, it's fake fur.

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

Venus Fly Trap Hat

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

'That's what I'd call eco friendly! Thanks to the new 'B.W.E.' technology, this car has got zero emissions and zero fuel consumption. 'B.W.E.' means 'Build Without Engine'.'

Deadly fashion

"Some people think that social workers aren't competitive..."

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"