Fashion-forward Eco-warrior Gifts

I'm like, so totally ready to save the planet dude...

Packaging Russian Dolls

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Queen of Upcycling!

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Recycling bottle bank.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Where Pleather Comes From

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"We are indeed a green company. We make as much of it as we can."

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

"The good news is we're going paperless. The bad news is it's the employee's bathrooms."

Relax, it's fake fur.

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

"Look, a plastic punk!!"

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

Trash Recycle Pretend to Recycle

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."