Eco-conscious Trendsetters Gifts

'Don't think of it as hand-me-downs. Think of it as recycling.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

Where Pleather Comes From

"Valentine's Day"

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

Canada and Germany Green hydrogen

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

IUCN Pronouns

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"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Relax, it's fake fur.

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'It's 300 million light years from Earth but it could be the answer to our energy needs.'

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

There goes another one through the hole in the ozone layer.

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

The Three Waterwise Men

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

'That's what I'd call eco friendly! Thanks to the new 'B.W.E.' technology, this car has got zero emissions and zero fuel consumption. 'B.W.E.' means 'Build Without Engine'.'

'Dear, are these containers recyclable?'

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

'I'm against Global Warming...it makes my hair go like all limp and fizzy and stuff.'

"My new jeans came with the pollution from making them."

"Some people think that social workers aren't competitive..."

"The PR department say it's time to ditch the beard along with the red suit and replace Rudolf with an electric car..."