Sustainable Style Aficionados Gifts

Recycle tattoo

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Eco Princess

Queen of Upcycling!

Vivienne Westwood

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

Ikea for Hippies

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

"Towards a sustainable future"

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

All-you-can-wear.

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

Ikea for hippies

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

'Our CEO has become a true believer in alternative energy.'

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

Santa was perplexed at receiving a carbon-neutral status.