Eco Trendsetter Gifts

'That's what I'd call eco friendly! Thanks to the new 'B.W.E.' technology, this car has got zero emissions and zero fuel consumption. 'B.W.E.' means 'Build Without Engine'.'

Modern kite for wind energy.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Solar Plant

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Biro Diversity

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Styrofoam.'

Tree with Drain Pipe

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Where Pleather Comes From

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

'We can't stay here, and your father has connections in China.'

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

"Good news! - We've put our collective heads together and we've all come to the historic decision that something actually needs to be done about climate change. . .!!"

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

Organic Soldering.

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"