Spatial Pioneer Gifts

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

A man looks up at the earth

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Take me to your thought leader."

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"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"Sold his air rights."

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"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

'Does a blog count as being published.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

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'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"Maybe this is a good time to sign up for the online version of this newspaper."

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Life Discovered on Mars

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

Drawing graphs on a computer.

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."