Space Entrepreneur Gifts

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Private Commercial Spacecraft: 'Hi there! I'll bet you'll be wanting to buy some oxygen!'

"Welcome to the future"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Dr. Roo.

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

A man looks up at the earth

An early space launch attempt.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Elevator Music

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Mars Poppins

Parking meter on the moon.