Intergalactic Entrepreneur Gifts

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Offshore Outsourcing

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

'Here comes more cheap foreign honey.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Take me to your market leader.'

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Newborn Cosmonaut

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'Ms Grimski, prepare to invade earth.'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"You used to be way more attractive!"

'I invest in emerging markets.'

Small laughing space creatures.

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."