Intergalactic Trader Gifts

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Science fiction fans on other planets

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Newborn Cosmonaut

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"