Space Trader Gifts

Offshore Outsourcing

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

How am I abducting?

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Marry me astronaut

"Take me to your Larder!"

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Rocket and Witch Race

There is No Planet C

Blue Origin

An early space launch attempt.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Elevator Music

Mars Poppins

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Christmas TV...

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."