Intergalactic Commerce Enthusiast Gifts

'We're looking to expand our markets.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Take me to your mechanic."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Marry me astronaut

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda