Galactic Entrepreneurs Gifts

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

'Which one is named after me?'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Take me to your market leader.'

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Rocket to the Moon

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Birth of Darth Vader

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

Astronaut

The First Man to Ride the Moon

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

Capsule airbag

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'And don't forget to do the laundry, and take the trash out... and there was one more thing I meant to tell you... mmm... oh well, it'll come to me later.'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

"We have to keep them guessing."

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

"We managed to outsource our strategic development team to a company in Beijing that will say 'yes sir no sir' for 25% less."

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

'We don't settle for second best... And Bleargh here is the best in the galaxy.'

'Don't tap on the glass, Kenny... it traumatizes them!'