Aquatic Entrepreneur Gifts

"How's your SCUBA diving instruction school doing?"

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.