Aquatic Entrepreneur Gifts

"How's your SCUBA diving instruction school doing?"

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'Come out with your fins up!'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'