Little Water Entrepreneurs Gifts

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

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Watering Money

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Happy holidays for kids.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Tim's marketing solutions

"That's the deep end."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

Lemonade - Serving this community since 10:18am

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

If business gets any worse, I'll have to start laying off relatives!

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

"We really need to recognise the SIGNIFICANCE of climate change..."

Children swimming.

"How's your SCUBA diving instruction school doing?"

'Can I come in and play Insider Trading with Kenny?'

"I trademarked my name, so now you'll need to pay me to use it."

"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."

"I called them to ask for a raise!"