Little Water Warrior Gifts

Happy holidays for kids.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'How's the water skiing?'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Martial Arts

The Perfect Cannonball

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Wrong leadership.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Fishing.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Save the river.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"