Liquid Entrepreneur Gifts

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

My first mistake.

"I'm addicted to water."

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

Bach Doubles

"We managed to outsource our strategic development team to a company in Beijing that will say 'yes sir no sir' for 25% less."

'Seven companies in three years.'

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

'Thanks to the horoscopes, I became pretty rich! I devise and sell that stuff!'

'A quick one, Tommy. I'm running on empty.'

You called me, boss? Yes. I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we've found. I want you to stop doing that. At least until I'm done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don't need any competitors driving up the prices. Very bad man. When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing.

'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

"How's your SCUBA diving instruction school doing?"

Bartenders making cocktails

'We never sell a wine before it's time. We're still waiting for our first big sale.'

"Oh, it's just what they call it. I'm sure you can do it at night, too."

'Without you as a friend, I'd be a hopeless drunk by now'

'I need 1000 bucks to tide me over until my ship comes in!'

'...and how did the acupuncturing go?'

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS 37 FLAVORS, 'Oh, salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, worcestershire sauce....'