Liquid Humorist Gifts

"Who-o-o wants liquid?"

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

"The Eggsorcist"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Teapot

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

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"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Hydration

'..and one for the pot.'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

High tide.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"It's for his shakes."

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"