Liquid Humorist Prints

"Who-o-o wants liquid?"

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

"The Eggsorcist"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

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"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Teapot

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Hydration

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

High tide.

'..and one for the pot.'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"It's for his shakes."

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!"