Artistic Humorist Prints

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Time-out in the WHO checklist, as inspired by Rodin.

"Because I've already said all I can say in this particular medium."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Drowning Hand

Woman knits a jumper for nude artwork.

Convergent Fauna

Graham Swift

A woman sees a barcode on the floor through a venetian blind.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Have you bee dieting? I swear you're thinner!"

Wet Paint

"Don't you just love her dots-per-inch resolution?"

"It's a lovely present, but when I said I liked Mona Lisa I was thinking of the record by Nat King Cole."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, Doc - how long have you been drawing blood?"

Shop Knock-Off Our Thru Exit.

"Can we borrow your pencil sharpener?"

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

"He only creates us because we are easy to draw!"

"I might take a rain check."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

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"Very nice work indeed. You've captured a profound sense of provenance; the excrement and its excreter in an ever-rolling circle of life."

Community service paints Stonehenge grey.

"The Eggsorcist"

What's the key to being a great artist, Al? Is it the beret? Don't be silly, Axel. It's the smock.

"The Strip Poker Loser" is the accurate title, Mr. Rodin, but I believe call it "The Thinker" is probably a better career move for you.

Photoes.

"She is an artist and I'm her cigarette-holder..."

Artist paints clothes to nude paintings.

Death model.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'