Liquid Adventurer Gifts

My first mistake.

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"You overwatered the plant, again."