Liquid Courage Seekers Gifts

"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Fish hunting for men.

Warrior Woman

"We’re a lending aquarium."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Cheerleaders

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'Your future looks charming.'

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Silver Fox

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Cruise.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"That's my boy!"

Real Estate Personals

"No guarantees, right?"

'No surf?'

My first mistake.

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.