Liquid Levity Seekers Gifts

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Looks like another profit's warning

Cosy night in

My first mistake.

"I'm addicted to water."

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'There are limits to this seriousness, sir!'

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Ears and Nostril Shampoo.

'When I told him we had no wine, he just kept going.'

'Do you remove tattoos...?'

Snowman dreams of being inside in the warm.

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

"Mommy makeovers"

'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'

It was a cold winter for Gepetto.

'Dare I ask-how's business?'

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

"Alcoholic? The way you say it, you make it sound like an insult."

Peer Pressure Washer.

"Any advance on 'cat wazz'?