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Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Looks like another profit's warning

Cosy night in

My first mistake.

"I'm addicted to water."

"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'There are limits to this seriousness, sir!'

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Ears and Nostril Shampoo.

"I was let go."

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

'Scant consolation I'm sure, but the medical council have named the syndrome after me.'

'When I told him we had no wine, he just kept going.'

'Do you remove tattoos...?'

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

Snowman dreams of being inside in the warm.

"Mommy makeovers"

'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'

It was a cold winter for Gepetto.

'Dare I ask-how's business?'

"Alcoholic? The way you say it, you make it sound like an insult."

"Thank you, Dear. I couldn't be happier if I were a Kardashian."

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'

I've made up my mind. About what? About which virtual reality system to buy. I know what you're going to say: Get the Oculus Rift. That is not what I was going to say … and sure, "Oculus Rift" is a much cooler name than all the others. But Playstation VR would let me use the Playstation I already own. So I wouldn't have to buy anything new ... which is why I've ruled out the Playstation VR. Ugh! The thought of not buying new ... it burns! Not buying new would actually be new for you.

Peer Pressure Washer.