Aquatic Joy Seeker Gifts

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Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Bring your own inflatable.

Welcome Spring.

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Come out with your fins up!'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Pirate eye test

'Distracting the fish.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.