Aquatic Joy Seeker Gifts

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Seagiraffes

Chase me, chase me cows.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Welcome Spring.

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Come out with your fins up!'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Pirate eye test

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'Distracting the fish.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'