Liquid Courage Enthusiast Gifts

Bar offers seances to 'get in touch with spirits'.

A Good Batch.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'You can't come in here with that.'

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'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Wanna talk about it?

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

My first mistake.

"Brian's considering the optics."

"I'm addicted to water."

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Right now we're at a budget impasse. I maintain that you provide an essential service, and my wife feels that you do not."

Profiles in Courage

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

A sign at a bar above some stools reads "Express Stools (3 drinks or less)".

"Please, John, not the cheap Scotch. My body is a temple."

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

"For a full third of my life I didn't drink. I was asleep!"

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

'When I told him we had no wine, he just kept going.'

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board

'...and how did the acupuncturing go?'

'Dare I ask-how's business?'