Aquatic Business Gifts

"I guess this is me."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Leak in the fish tank.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"He chases submarines."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Stop Human Footing

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"I like fountains very much!"

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Marine Pollution

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

The Threat to the Environment

"I wouldn't be here now if I'd stayed in a school."

The synchronized shower event.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

School of Fish

"Well...I guess so. What did you do with the fish?"

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"Peace out." "Catch you on the flip side."