Aquatic Academic Gifts

School of Fish

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'I really crammed last night.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Artifishial Intelligence

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I think it loves us."

National Academy of Sport

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

A school of fish.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

The Giamatti era

Dolphin

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Eel-mail

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Marine Pollution

Hi Mom!

"He never takes me anywhere."

"Cat got your tongue?"