Aquatic Scholar Gifts

"You just graduated from the best, most fun school ever! Nice!"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

K9 Literati

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Baseball players and their qualifications.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"Cat got your tongue?"

Marine Pollution

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Fish near-death experiences.

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

"We've proven, without a doubt, that as the Universe expands our butts look smaller."