Aquatic Scholar Gifts

"You just graduated from the best, most fun school ever! Nice!"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

K9 Literati

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

Marine Pollution

"Cat got your tongue?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Fish near-death experiences.

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

"We've proven, without a doubt, that as the Universe expands our butts look smaller."

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"