Marine Scholar Gifts

School of Fish

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

The sea 2050.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

Titanic iceberg auction

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Fish Food

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

'Something tells me we're close!'

"Goodbye, Larry. I'm walking out of your life."

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

'I don't know what it is...I just have this funny feeling like I'm being followed.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

'No, the word I used was 'unthinkable'...'

'Before you judge the lookouts too harshly Captain, studies have shown that iceburgs DO tend to look like big, fluffy marshmallows after long sea journeys..."

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

"Ive been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group, some zoologists..."

'Bless him! He has always had a fascination with nature.'

'You better ask your cousin Bob about chemistry. Last week, he ate a teacher.'

'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'

Shark

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'