Marine Philosopher Gifts

"He was held back in school!"

"Nation-building never works."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"Technically, it's a mammal."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Chicken soup for the sole.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

A Poem about Sand

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

Fisherman get a good catch.

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "