Nautical Philosopher Gifts

'So is our boat half full or half empty?'

Sailing on the River Styxx

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'It was this big. I swear'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

Gus never found the perfect wave

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

'Oh, look on the bright side. At least I'm not a 500 pound Bengal tiger.'

'You have ear wax.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Ship of fools.

"I don't know why they don't privatise the tax office and blame the private sector for its existence."

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."