Nautical Thinker Gifts

'Oh, look on the bright side. At least I'm not a 500 pound Bengal tiger.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Captain steering house through flood.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Chicken soup for the sole.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Lighthouse Beam.

Battery Lighthouse

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Pirate

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Fish or Cut Bait

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'