Nautical Philosophers Gifts

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'It was this big. I swear'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

Fisherman get a good catch.

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

Ship of fools.

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

"I don't know why they don't privatise the tax office and blame the private sector for its existence."

'Oh, look on the bright side. At least I'm not a 500 pound Bengal tiger.'

'You have ear wax.'

Gus never found the perfect wave

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

'How was your date?'

Alien fishing from his flying saucer.

"If a politician doesn't agree with another, one of them is wrong... if they do agree, one of them is wrong."